*cant take a good selfie* *entire day is ruined*

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when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

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one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

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operator: hello 911, whats your emergency?

me: my wifi isnt working

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no not all girls take 5 hours to get ready. no not because i want to talk about something sensitive does it mean im menstruating. no not all girls say cute every 2 seconds in a gretchen weiner voice. no maybe the reason i call myself ugly is because i have actually issues with my physical appearance, not because im searching for attention. im so over people generalizing and stereotyping girls jesus fucking christ.

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there’s nothing worse than getting told you’re bad at the only thing you’re good at

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This annoys me

This annoys me

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Me: *makes self marginally smaller bowl of pasta than usual*
Me: dieting isn't so bad